This is me and my dad at the 82nd Airborne museum. Those cannons are NOT supposed to be loaded like that.

Uhhhhhh...Hm. Your guess is as good as mine.

This is me and my best friend. He just got married. We are hitting each other.
It's what guys do.

Spiderman is a lot smaller in person than you would imagine. But when he asked for my help, I didn't hesitate to jump in the Spideymobile.

This is what part of Ft. Bragg looks like from roughly 800 feet in the air. It looks a lot worse at ground level.

This is one of the guys who jumped with me that day. He was coming striaght at me yelling, "Hey, take my picture!"
I was yelling, "Get away, you crazy fool! You'll kill us both!"
Then I took his picture.

This is my friend Luke. He's pretending to choke because we had to shoot at the rifle range in gas masks that day. At least I think he was pretending. He was still laying there when we left.
He's such a card.

This is me and my friend Jason at once of those bachelor parties everyone in the office thinks I only pretend to go to. Jason is psyching himself up to do a beer bong. I am looking at him like he is an idiot. There's a reason.

Uhhhh...oh yeah! New Year's. Phew. I knew there had to be a good reason for me to look like this.

Bowling in the woods after a long ruck march. It made sense at the time. It's hard to see here, but you may notice the 10 pinecones in the foreground.

Don't let any ever tell you that being in a C-141 at several thousand feet in the air isn't snot-freezing cold. Cause it is.

This is a Thai soldier who had a lot of fun testing our loudspeakers. A fellow Thai-speaking soldier told me later what he was saying. Needless to say, my feelings were hurt.

This is me kicking some Thai butt on the soccer field. Heh, yeah. I wish. These Thai soldiers whipped us like stepchildren.

This is me getting some Thai jump wings. It was for jumping in Thailand. Not sure if this was the balloon wings or not, but I jumped out of one. One thing about jumping out of a plane, all the noise and motion overloads your senses. Jumping out of a stationary hot-air balloon is just freaky.